Q: If your surgeon said your otoplasty was successful, can you be confident that (a) your nose is now shorter, (b) your ears no longer stick out, or (c)you have only one chin?
A: Your ears no longer stick out.
Q: With all the talk about the road to becoming a U.S. citizen, who did Congress grant citizenship to on June 2, 1924?
A: All American Indians.
Q: Who said, "Accept the challenges, so you may feel the exhilaration of victory"?
A: George S. Patton.
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