Q: On August 30, 30 BC, Queen Cleopatra of Egypt committed suicide. How?
A: By letting a snake bite her. I guess security at the pyramids was about as good as security at the airport where they let all those snakes on the plane in that stupid movie. The snake later died of a fang infection.
Q: What are the only animals born with horns?
A: Both male and female giraffes are born with bony knobs on their foreheads.
Q: You are half introvert and half extravert. What are you called?
A: An ambivert.
Q: What movie star debuted in a newspaper comic strip on August 30, 1936?
A: Donald Duck. Donald was already a movie star, so a comic strip was easy. Heck, he could do the comics with his head under his wing.
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