Wednesday, November 08, 2006

Alan Rock's Trivia Questions

Q: On November 8th, 1929, what world famous museum opened in New York?
A: The New York Museum of Modern Art opened. I like modern art. At home I have an anti-conceptualist, nouveau expressionistic, post-impressionism, neo-realist picture of dogs playing poker. In modern art an apple doesn't have to look like ann apple. It can look like a banana, if you know where to draw the line. And critics don't give ou the brush.

Q: Which one of our contiguous states became the 41st state to join the union on November 8th, 1889?
A: Montana. Famous for cows and Christmas trees. They sell all the trees, so on Christmas they decorate cows.

Q: It is believed that one-third of all fresh water on the earth is in what country?
A: Canada.

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