Q: Born March 9, 1934, the first man to travel in space. Do you remember his name?
A: Russian cosmonaut Yuri Gagarin. Which was an amazing amazing achievement because Russian spacesuits are uncomfortable -- and Russian astronaut diapers are itchy. To be totally correct, in Russia, a man who goes around in circles is called a "cosmonaut." In the U.S, he's called a "congressman."
Q: You are an eriff. How old are you?
A: You are a 2-year-old canary.
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