Q: July 20, 1969, Neil Armstrong became the first man to walk on the moon. One small step for space exploration - one giant leap for those "one small step, one giant leap" jokes I like to tell. But who was the second man to walk on the moon?
A: Buzz Aldrin became the second man to walk on the moon. He didn't say anything about small steps or giant leaps. He just said, "Yeah, whatever."
Q: We all know that on July 20, 1969, astronaut Neil Armstrong became the first man to walk on the moon. What were the first words transmitted from the moon?
A: "Houston, Tranquility Base here, the Eagle has landed."
Q: You are a hedenophobic. What do you have an abnormal fear of?
A: Pleasure.
Q: What invention did humorist Mark Twain patent in 1871?
A: Suspenders.
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