Q. Cher was born this day in 1946. What is the name of the daughter she had with Sonny Bono?
A. Chastity
Q. The legal nigthtimme noise level set by the Minnesota Pollution Control Agency is 55 decibels. According to research at St. Joseph's Hospital in St. Paul, what percent of men snore louder than 55 decibels?
a) 2%
b) 12%, or
c) 22%
A. b, or 12% snore loud enough to be illegal. And the average snoring male snores 3 decibels louder than female snorers.
Q. Do termites prefer
a) Country and western music
b) Classical music
c) doesn't matter
A. c: Doesn't matter -- termites can't hear!
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