Q: She was born on this date in 1945. She appeared in Peyton Place, and Hannah and Her Sisters . Who is she?
A: Mia Farrow.
Q: Which U.S. President holds the record for the shortest Presidency? (Today is his birthday?)
A: William Harrison (the 9th U.S. President) born Feb. 9,1773. In 1841 he was elected President. He caught a cold at his inauguration and died one month later. That couldn't happen today though. On Inauguration Day, the U.S. Air Force flies over Washington and blankets the entire city with Vicks Vaporub. Of all the U.S. Presidents, he made the fewest mistakes. His opponents didn't even have time to attack his policies, so they censured him for dying.
Q: You are suffering from a chirospasm. What should you do?
A: Stop writing. You have a writer's cramp.
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