Q: Which vitally important piece of equipment, something every home cannot be without, was patented on April 10, 1849?
A: Safety pin, patented by Walter Hunt of New York.
Q: Your glue is dead, hardened in the bottle. What could you do?
A: According to Skinflint News, add a teaspoon of vinegar and shake the container. This will bring your glue back to LIFE.
Q: According to the Humane Society, you have decided not to spay your female cat or any of her offspring. In 7 years how many cats will you probably have?
A: 420,000 cats.
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