Q: On March 8, 1894, what state was the first to issue dog licenses?
A: New York. My one dog doesn't have his license yet. He keeps failing the written part of the test. My older dog once had his license suspended. He couldn't bark for 30 days. Did you know that the license tags are made by inmates at the dog pound?
Q: On March 8, 1985, John McPherson of Newcastle, England set a world record by doing what?
A: He kissed 4,444 women in eight hours. There was a controversy -- some of the women said John only kissed them with one lip. He wanted to kiss 5,000, but was just too pooped to pucker after 4,444.
Q: What animal can go without water longer than a camel?
A: A rat.
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