Q: On March 22, 1903, something very unusual happened at Niagara Falls. What?
A: Niagara Falls ran dry due to a drought and an ice log jam. Fortunately, 99% of the couples honeymooning there didn't even notice.
Q: Which is more poisonous: (a) a wasp, (b) a bee, or (c) a fire ant?
A: A fire ant. Frequently, reactions to the venom can be severe.
Q: What did Congress outlaw on March 22, 1882?
A: Polygamy. Hey, that's personal! What a husband and his 37 wives do in the privacy of their own home is nobody's business. What ever happened to choice in this country?
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